Saturday, June 4, 2011

Be prepared

Zombie Apocalypse Preparation: You're trapped in a spot where you can't get to your pre-stockpiled weaponry when all hell breaks loose. You're 50 miles from your supplies because let's say you went to visit aunt saggyboobs. What are you to do? Make a run for it? Chances are by the time you realize exactly how fucked you are, it's entirely too late to be making a mad dash across the infested and infected landscape. This is where your improvisation skills come in handy. Table legs, aunt saggyboob's antique sterling silver tea-pot. Hell a broom handle. Ya arm yourself. Ya scavenge the house to supply what you can for as long as you can. Secure where you're at. Wait a couple of days, in that time most of the survivors will have hit the road, and most of the zombies will be making their slow shambling way after them. That's when you carefully and slowly make your way to your already stockpiled supplies. Provided looters didn't find it, a cautious trip will keep you safe. Bring aunt saggyboobs with you, just in case a horde descends upon you. You can throw her at them, distract them and beat a hasty retreat to where you need to be. Seems a bit evil, but she's led a long life, had a good one I'm sure, and it's better you survive. Re population can't be done with the elderly. NON-PRACTICAL OUT! Original Facebook Status:!/profile.php?id=293964063997&v=wall&story_fbid=10150322403448998 Sent via TweetDeck (

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